Good Job, Brain! is a free weekly clean* audio podcast that's part quiz show & part offbeat news. It's the ultimate nutrition for your brain. So eat up!

*no explicit language. But poop does come up sometimes all the time.


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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?

KAREN // @momopeche

Game geek, candyfreak, bad runner.  

EXPERTISE: Geography, Hip Hop, Dogs, Patrick Swayze, Scout

 

COLIN // @colin13

Cannot tolerate lines that are not 100% parallel or 100% perpendicular.

EXPERTISE: Classic Rock, Academy Awards, NBA, Star Wars, Sniper

 

DANA // @ItsKindaSweet

Kinda sweet, kinda hilarious. Game designer extraordinaire.  

EXPERTISE: Literature, Indie Rock, Pop Culture, New Zealand, Prince, Medic

 

CHRIS // @kobunheat

Walking retro videogame almanac. Ravenclaw.  

EXPERTISE: US government, James Taylor, videogames, Spy

Friday
Oct092015

163: GJB LIVE!

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We held our first ever live event and it was awesome! And of course, we made sure that our non-attendee friends and listeners can get in on the action, so we're releasing half of our live show as this week's episode. Get down with some of your GJB favorites: YA BURNT! beloved movie edition, E.L.V.I.S., and even William Fakespeare paid us a real visit.

ALSO: some Q&A from the audience, LEGAL happy birthday sing-a-long!

Apparently Chris is already looking at options and venue, and planning for a New York East Coast show already.

RUNTIME: 51 minute 31 seconds

 

As requested, William Fakespeare transcriptions!

 

The Lady nabs mine riches, at times of down-and-out

Aye! Her, a frivolous familiar of mine, without a doubt

O! a miner of gilded jewels, o’er the village wide

Her, a miner of mines and of what is mine.

 

 

If thou hast troubles of flirts and coys 

then allow my sympathies, my good boy

I hath one fewer of a hundred of botheration

Yet, a harlot shan’t and never will be, an inclusion 

 

 

For the knaves shall game, game, game.

Moreover, the naysayers shall say nay, nay, nay.

Mine beloved, I shall wave, wave, wave.

Wave mine troubles away.

Wave mine troubles away.

 

 

Mine creamy concoction shall barken

wand’ring fellows to the garden.

They clamor, “tis finer than thine!”

O truth! Tis finer than thine.

Instructions i hath deliver

in payment of gold and silver.



Monday
Oct052015

GJB LIVE was a success!

We held our inaugural GJB Live show in San Francisco this past weekend and great times were had! 

Together, we quizzed, we answered, we learned, and we laughed. We hung out with E.L.V.I.S. and William Fakespeare. We caught Carmin San Mateo and put her back in trivia jail. We got to serenade Happy Birthday legally and freely.

Thank you to all who came to share this great experience, and we feel truly humbled by the response. Other than some A/V emergency before and during the show, everything went pretty smooth!

More photos and our listener montage video are available for your viewing pleasure on our Facebook page >>



 

Thursday
Oct012015

162: New Slang

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Humans say the weirdest things, and we take a roller coaster dive into finding out the origins of slang words and how some of them evolved into everyday use: the first "people's dictionary," The New York Times' unintentionally hilarious slang clarifications, and Karen theorizes how "BAE" came to be, and notices how many sayings came from making typos. Don't hit a fourbagger into the five-hole when taking Colin's colorful sport slang quiz, and the weird and morbid story behind "drinking the Kool-Aid."

RUNTIME: 58 minute 13 seconds

Featured Interlude Music:

"Come Get it Bae" by Pharrell Williams  Amazon | iTunes 

Friday
Sep182015

161: Slippery When Wet

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This week, we celebrate one of our favorite states of matter: LIQUID! (Well, there are only three to choose from. ANYWAYS.) Sip up some fictional beverages in Dana's quiz. Get buzzed with some liquid energy with Karen's weird Starbucks facts. Partake in a guaranteed "no pee" science quiz, and take the Coke or Pepsi challenge! And we might have found the most a-hole animal of THE FOREVER-- and its manipulative role with humans in the quest of finding liquid gold: honey.

ALSO: Congrats Walkie Talkie building!, Um...Actually

RUNTIME: 1 hour 7 minute 37 seconds

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Featured Interlude Music:

"Waterfalls" by the one and only TLC  Amazon | iTunes 

Friday
Sep042015

160: ALL QUIZ BONANZA #32!

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A real grab bag in this week's ALL QUIZ - from fake James Brown to key lime pie; from New Jersey to consoles. Take the heteronym challenge and find the pair of identical words with totally different meaning and sounds. If there's a New Jersey...then where's the original Jersey? Is there an original Zealand? Karen's got regional American food on her mind and it's Chris' turn for a Music Quiz....of Mr. White-And-Nerdy himself, Weird Al Yankovic and a parody challenge.

ALSO: weird story behind the invention of safety pins

RUNTIME: 52 minutes 40 seconds

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Wednesday
Aug262015

159: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... BATMAN!

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Holy comic book trivia, Batman! We battle against crime, and some of Marvel's silliest criminals ever in a REAL or FAKE comic book villain quiz. Learn what sets Japanese manga apart from American comics in terms of business and reading habits, and the very very real inspiration behind to very very fake Batman character. And if you like Brad Pitt or Laser quiz, then you'll love "BATMAN? OR TASER?" Colin shares some very outdated and ridiculous Comic Code Authority guidelines from 60 years ago.

ALSO: GJB LIVE!, Game of Thrones Um, Actually...

RUNTIME: 1 hour 3 minutes 49 seconds

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Featured Interlude Music:

"Batman Theme" by Neal Hefti  Amazon | iTunes 

 

Monday
Aug102015

158: Sweeping Epics

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Grab your mighty sword and charge into the battle for tivia about the most EPIC STUFF!!! We go from high-brow with a quiz on *actual* epic poems laced with hints and clues to low-brow with epic eating contests- learn some of the tactics, lingo, and rules about jamming the most hotdogs into your mouth hole. Make sure you have a pen and some paper to take on Karen's epic character challenge (experimenting with a new quiz format) and Colin doesn't give us intermission in his segment about epic movies clocking in over 3 hours. AND. YES. MUSIC. ROUND. EPIC. GUITAR. SOLOS. How many can you name?

RUNTIME: 57 minutes 30 seconds

 

Featured Interlude Music:

"Drink Up Me Hearties Yo Ho" by Hans Zimmer  Amazon | iTunes 

 

Saturday
Aug012015

Submit Your Video!

We're making a video montage of GJB listeners around the world! This is something we want to showcase at our upcoming (mysterious) live event. We want all of our listeners to get a glimpse at what other fellow listeners are like!

In 10 seconds or less, tell us:

 

  • your name
  • city/state/country you are from
  • what are your favorite types of facts

 

Email us your video at gjb.podcast@gmail.com

Here's an example video:

 

 

Tuesday
Jul282015

157: Beautiful in Every Way

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Let's spend a day prettying ourselves up! Ah, how about a nice relaxing snail facial to give your visage a nice fresh look? Or maybe you want to indulge in a bird poo treatment? Let's play a spa-themed game of "Place, Person, or Thing?" and discover the quasi-standard unit of beauty. (Yes! There *is* a unit that describes beauty!) We debunk home beauty remedies, and look! There she goes that girl is so peculiar; with a dreamy far-off look, and her nose stuck in a book. THAT BELLE! Chris finds out if Beauty and the Beast is indeed a tale as old as time.

ALSO: Listener Mailbag, How the deathray building can't be stopped

RUNTIME: 58 minutes 41 seconds

 

Featured Interlude Music:

"Beautiful" by Snoop Dogg  Amazon | iTunes 

 

Thursday
Jul162015

156: Fantastical Food

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Hold your breath. Make a wish. Count to three. Come with me, and you'll be... in a world of PURE IMAGINATION.... and of filling your face with fantasy food! We've talked about the history behind Willy Wonka, but what about the failed and successful modern attempts of bringing Roald Dahl's whimsical candy onto store shelves? Karen took a stroll on Fleet Street and found a weird trend with pies... and Dana got dark too with a horror food quiz. Find out what real foods you're eating now are actually impostors, and why is the Mock Turtle crying in Alice in Wonderland. What the heck *IS* a mock turtle? Of course, a pretty intense Harry Potter food quiz (along with a "Fake? Or British?" sub-segment). And yes, one (just one) Star Wars food trivia question.

RUNTIME: 57 minutes 23 seconds

 

Featured Interlude "Music"

You'll just have to find out.